Today we salute mr/mrs txt anywhere guy. You’re commitment to lols supersedes all other needs and common decency. Walking in front of people, not a problem, you must read texts from your bff as you meander all over the sidewalk like a crazy drunk. Whether you’re in line to pay for something or in a restaurant ordering food, you’re commitment to tweet and tumble is worth the sacrifice of dirty looks, incorrect change, and special sauce in your food. So here’s to you mr/mrs txt anywhere guy, oh em gee.