September 2010
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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August 2010
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Aug 13th
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Aug 9th
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July 2010
8 posts
Jul 28th
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Today we salute mr/mrs txt anywhere guy. You’re commitment to lols supersedes all other needs and common decency. Walking in front of people, not a problem, you must read texts from your bff as you meander all over the sidewalk like a crazy drunk. Whether you’re in line to pay for something or in a restaurant ordering food, you’re commitment to tweet and tumble is worth the...
Jul 27th
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My folks have a new puppy…she doesn’t like to be video taped
Jul 16th
Jul 16th
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The MTA is stupid, but you already knew that
So the w (local) in queens is replaced by the n (local), the q(express) replaced the n(express). So someone please tell me why I’m currently on a Q (local). Are there seriously no more manhattan bound express trains from Astoria? What the hell is the point of having 2 locals that go to the same place on the same track?
Jul 15th
Jul 10th
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this awful thing turned 2
So I went through all my back email today and found a nice one from tumblr stating that this anemic post count blog turned 2 in May..yes I was that far behind in my personal email. So as a bit of nostalgia I figured I’d finally explain the title of this thing. For anyone that’s actually viewed the real blog page, the title is “i almost got hit by a bus..and decided I should...
Jul 10th
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June 2010
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May 2010
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May 26th
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May 19th
April 2010
7 posts
Apr 24th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 1st
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March 2010
5 posts
Mar 28th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 15th
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Dear New York, STOP FALLING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS. Thanks!
Mar 7th
February 2010
5 posts
Feb 15th
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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no more auto tune
seriously stop it already, it was novel for like 15 minutes
Feb 1st
January 2010
18 posts
Heh with flash cs5 setting up to have an export to iphone feature for apps, I wonder if that’ll be still be the case after this flame job. And second the world will move to html 5 in no less than 2 years, while I don’t mind this on the iphone cause you know it’s a phone. But he shouldn’t expect people to invest in a what he calls the best browsing experience ever that will...
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
Jan 30th
Thing learned of the day
Do not jump into the closing elevator doors in the times building. Subway doors are pathetic by comparrison. My ribs hurt…
Jan 29th
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best thing of the day which amused me to no end
The times has window shades that move on their own according to sunlight level
Jan 29th
people who learn politics from tumblr are the...
soupsoup: krispayne: people who argue politics on tumblr are the problem with america people who take things out of context are the problem with america YOU are the problem with america there is only one way to fix america: stop being an idiot, stop caring about a stupid reality tv series, stop caring about what celebrity is with who and how many kids they’ve bought in cambodia, and stop...
Jan 28th
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They need to stop this stand up and clap shit
Learn from the NFL, limit it to 6 times the whole speech, any more drags shit out and pisses me off.
Jan 28th
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Jan 19th
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the many deaths of carl bratanalanalewski →
Jan 17th