juliasegal:

cloud-9:meatsack:swisserswatter:

Mario is 25 today.

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wow the likeness is remarkable, wonder where they got a photo of me in the morning to work from

explodingdog:

Good morning dragon.

1969 called it wants its time traveling blank emails back. Seriously apple this OS is the suck.

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sirmitchell:

The longer you look, the funnier it gets. 

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Amazing

For breakfast today I had a hipocracy sandwich consisting of egg whites, whole wheat bread and BACON. Whatever everything is better with bacon, even healthy food.

thedailywhat:

/BRAAAAAAAAHMM.

[reddit.]

Is there a fuckyeah inception tumblr yet

fuckyeahdementia:

Paris-Einstein (via)

Obvious, over the top, beat the dead horse guy asks: was someone’s I’m with stupid shirt in laundry rotation?

Today we salute mr/mrs txt anywhere guy. You’re commitment to lols supersedes all other needs and common decency. Walking in front of people, not a problem, you must read texts from your bff as you meander all over the sidewalk like a crazy drunk. Whether you’re in line to pay for something or in a restaurant ordering food, you’re commitment to tweet and tumble is worth the sacrifice of dirty looks, incorrect change, and special sauce in your food. So here’s to you mr/mrs txt anywhere guy, oh em gee.

My folks have a new puppy…she doesn’t like to be video taped